Aboard the Starship Puppy Prize

Stardate: 80732....
This is Captain Charlie Chewe aboard the Starship Puppy Prize. Our mission, to boldly go where no nose has gone before, to sniff out new galaxies and eat them, to seek out fire plugs and pee on them, to find new and alien species and play with them....

Ensign Fluffy: "Captain, there's a blip on the sniffer screen! It appears to be growing!"

Captain Charlie: "It looks like there's something afoot. Change our course to heading F3 - L1n3! We''l rendez-vous with it in the Hairball Nebula!"

Ensign Fluffy: "Aye Aye Captain!"

Five croutons later, the Starship Puppy Prize enters the Hairball Nebula and is greeted with dappled rainbow lights, music and lots of drinks.

Captain Charlie: "...put me on...ah..Is this thing working? Oh...This is the Starship Puppy Prize. We come from the farthest reaches of the galaxy to bring peace and puppy treats."

Ensign Fluffy: "They're Cats, Captain!"

Captain Charlie: "Cats! Egad, Ensign, break out the Catnip!"

Ensign: "Captain, they're sending a message."

Captain Charlie: "Pet it on-screen."

On the screen: "Welcome to the Wedding! - Karl and Ruis are getting married!"

Captain Charlie:"Ensign, it's a party! We're not too late! We still have time to get into our costumes. Get the wedding presents and beam me up!"



May your love last through the ages, through the galaxies and into the stars eternally. With Best Wishes and Everything Beautiful,
Charlie and human



from: CharliesDogBlog